Monty the wise weasel - not a toy!
Monty is driving me nuts! Thinks he's a toy all of a sudden...
"You're not a toy Monty, you're a wise little weasel, that's what you are mate," says I. But still he won't be comforted...
"I'm a toy I tell you Keith - a flippin' inanimate, pointless little plaything..."
"No, no, no! You're a..."
"... an object upon which you project your infantile fantasies, you sad little freak Keith!"
Well, that wasn't very nice was it. Still, the eloquence with which he expresses himself only serves to reassure me completely that I'm not having conversations with my daughter's toys...
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