Keithly Owl

The toys couldn't hide their shock at what little Keithly Owl had just said. Murdoch mouse, wearing his pretty pink dress, exclaimed - 
"but I don't even know what wank-fuck means!"
And he didn't. In fact no-one does, for this despicable phrase simply has no meaning. 
In the meantime Keithly savoured the ambience of this shocked indignation. 
"I got edge" he mumbled through his clenched beak. 
That he has...