Wednesday 13 October 2010

Beware The Blurrys

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You see people like this on the TV all the time. When there are dodgy goings-on of one kind or another, there they are with their blurred-up faces. I saw a 'Blurry' (as we like to call them) in the supermarket the other day. I watched as he was arrested for theft and bad breath, and wearing white socks with brown shoes. 

Later, I was watching a documentary about Stiff Herberts de-frauding the fishing industry of valuable kipper tears, and - what do ya know! - there were Blurries there too. My advice is, keep a look-out for these types. Wherever they are there'll be something fishy going on!

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