Wednesday 13 October 2010

Have You Heard The One About...



Have you heard the one about... no, nor have I. 


Anyway, this guy walks into a shop and asks for a packet of fags. The shopkeeper goes to get them; then, for no good reason, shoots him in the nuts. The man falls down screaming, shouting, moaning, groaning... eventually, he looks up at the shopkeeper and asks,

"Wodja do that for!" 
And the shopkeeper, shrugging his shoulders replies,
 
"I did it cause this is a joke gone wrong, and my author is a twisted cunt."
 
Boom boom!

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